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With Al Gore’s invention of the internet came an insatiable demand for more speed and more mobility. So popular was the invention, that in just over three decades more than a billion people across the globe access the internet every day, and it’s only going to keep growing.

In recent weeks, President Obama has vowed to distribute free internet to the masses.

The most cost effective way to do this is likely to be the integration of WiFi wireless routers across the nation. The following piece from Looming Doom suggests that, while free internet access to Youtube video spoofs, SHTF daily news and satirical political musings are critical pillars of our society, implementation of such access points, which have been shown to produce radiation discharge, may cause the very demise of civilization itself.

We had hoped that the radiation fallout from mass concentrations of WiFi networks would take several decades to spread with the idea being that we’d enjoy the benefits today and just pass the diseases on to later generations, but according to LD, some experts believe that Humans Will Be Extinct by August:

It’s time to finalize any of life’s ‘loose ends’ say experts who are sounding the alarm that the growing usage of wireless technologies will lead to the extinction of Humanity before the end of August. “When you consider that the technology being deployed for our wireless utilities is closely related to a microwave oven, the sudden hue and cry is actually quite understated” said one.  Recent reports of sudden, inexplicable occurrences are likely the ‘canary in the coal mine’, warning that a significant problem with electromagnetic radiation is rapidly unfolding.

Read the complete article at Looming Doom…