I went back and forth with some old friends earlier today via email as we discussed the economy and other worldly events. I haven’t spoken to one of the guys for quite some time. He is one of the best Yo Mamma jokesters I have ever met, so I asked him to shoot me a joke of the day. Well, it turns out that everyone on the REPLY ALL list threw a joke in.

Enjoy, Dear Readers, and have a great weekend. (P.S. — feel free to submit your own Yo Momma joke in the comments area).

yo mama’s so fat she sells shade in the summer…

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Yo Mama so fat Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

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yo mom so fat she stopped at the curb and her belly jay-walked

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your mom is so fat when she gets in the bathtub her neighbors toilets overflow.

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This one from my lovely wife (it’s her favorite Yo Momma Joke): Yo Momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles pops out!

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Here’s a SHTF Plan exclusive: Yo momma so fat, Congress gave her her own Stimulus package!

Good times…